How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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