If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
