it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I am midnight drunk by noon
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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