oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
NoShamevember. You game?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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