Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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