we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
birth control should be required to get into college
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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