I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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