i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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