absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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