they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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