then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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