apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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