She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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