But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
We had sex on a dog bed..
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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