She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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