Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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