I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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