How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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