Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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