I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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