I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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