so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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