i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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