The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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