I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Why did my mother make you get naked?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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