i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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