My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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