i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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