I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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