Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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