I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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