so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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