can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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