a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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