were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
She bit a glass in half.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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