Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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