Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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