then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
