fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Randomize
