Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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