I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Randomize
