Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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