so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
last night I used snow as a chaser
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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