how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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