apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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