BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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