And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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