i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Everything about him screamed your future.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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