not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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