Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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