bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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