It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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